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MjNon Taker 01-07-2006 09:17 PM

Joke : An amazing talking dog
 
[An amazing talking dog :D

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."

Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."

Man: "What covers a house?"

Dog: "Roof!"

Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"

Dog: "Rough!"

Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"

Dog: "Ruth!"

Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the ؟ sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle"

I hope to see this :)

إشراق 02-07-2006 02:01 AM

مشاركة: Joke : An amazing talking dog
 
I'm sorry
I couldn't understand it


:( :( :( :(

MjNon Taker 02-07-2006 02:09 AM

مشاركة: Joke : An amazing talking dog
 
^ ^ ^

Because not anyone can understand any joke , and this joke is for one who likes laughing most time .

welcome Ishraq

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إشراق 02-07-2006 02:36 AM

مشاركة: Joke : An amazing talking dog
 
you are right Taker

but would you mind explaining the following for me?

اقتباس:

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the
؟ sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle"

I may catch it

MjNon Taker 02-07-2006 07:08 AM

مشاركة: Joke : An amazing talking dog
 
^ ^ ^

Oh , Good you cought it ..

The dogs when saw the Bartender , it said to the man that with him [that Bartender has played a role better than you ]

..and that's what I understand it..


or


Do you have another meaning 4 this joke , Ishraq ?

رحيق الجنة 02-07-2006 10:55 AM

مشاركة: Joke : An amazing talking dog
 
ليس هذا المعنى ان ما فهمته منها انه عندما طردهما عامل البار ( الكلب والرجل ) خارجاً فقال الكلب للرجل ربما انه طردنا لان اللاعب الكبير او العظيم للكرة هو منتل وليس روث أي انه يقول له انه ربما طردهما عامل البار لان الكلب أخطأ في معرفة اسم اللاعب المثالي . والله اعلم وربما المعنى في بطن الشاعر ههههههههههه.

MjNon Taker 02-07-2006 05:21 PM

مشاركة: Joke : An amazing talking dog
 
^^^

Yes that is the nearest meaning you got Rahik ..

Good Thinking

بارك الله فيك ..

إشراق 03-07-2006 04:19 PM

مشاركة: Joke : An amazing talking dog
 
AHA

I got it now


THANKS



:D :D :D


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